twat twister


when you pinch the lips of the v-g-n- and twist them.
im in the mood for a tw-t twister, dad!
a common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.
she worked on the project all day and couldn’t figure it out, it was a real tw-t-twister.

i tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn’t go for it, she was a real tw-t-twister.

my boss can be a real tw-t-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.
tw-t-twister: n. – usually a marxist “feminist” tw-t, but can be any other vile cultural marxist who twists everything men say into false “victimhood”, or false “male oppression”, or “rape”, with the larger goals of destroying western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating cl-ss division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with “mainsplaining”)
“did you ever read any of rebecca solnit’s essays?”

“nah, i don’t have time for any of those tw-t-twisters”

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