Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey
n. 1) a gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) a gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) a bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: g-copcap. see: g-copcap.
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g-copcap
n. the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: gamesmanship + conflicts of interest + obstructionism + partiality to wealth and influence + cronyism + abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-powerful perpetrators
the man tried to get the word, “torina,” added to the urban dictionary but the tw-t-twizzling neo-b-ttmonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.
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