Twatalope
a tw-talope is a large, herbivorous mammal native to suburban areas in every major american city. generally female, the tw-talope is typically found crammed into her 16-year-old daughter’s clothing (which is always at least two sizes too small), drenched in whatever perfume oprah most recently gushed about, and yapping away on a cell phone. the tw-talope’s usual means of conveyance is a cadillac escalade, though they have been spotted in less garish vehicles.
the tw-talope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. avoid at all costs unless you are sure n-body will see you kill it.
the tw-talope barged to the head of the starbuck’s queue.
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