a girl who is so m-ssively b-tchy that she can never contain her c-ntosity. she can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge b-tch or a tw-tapottamus. do not confuse for a hippotw-ttamus
“that b-tch is a tw-tapottamus.”
“dude,that chick is off the charts hot! what’s with the fat hating?”
“it’s not her body, it’s her level of b-tchy. it’s now the size of a tw-tapottamus.”

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