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tw-tch

1. to watch your twitter timeline without tweeting.

2. to not have a twitter, but still follow along with celebrities’ and your friends’ tweets and trending topics.
kevin: son, get on twitter.
derek: i am.
kevin: the f-ck? you haven’t tweeted anything in two days.
derek: i know, man. i just been tw-tching something serious.

joe: that #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
matt: dude, do you even have a twitter?
joe: no, i just tw-tch.
verb: to clock someone’s twitter timeline.
he asked me why i had the time to tweet her back, and i hadn’t tweeted him. i asked him why he was tw-tching me.
adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. could be described as good looking and s-xist. it is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence
women always love making sammiches for tw-tches, as they are very deserving.
to watch tw-t; to look at a woman’s v-g-n- or to watch lesbian s-x.
i’d rather be tw-tching.
the music was so horrific, it made me want to tw-tch.
that movie made me want to tw-tch.
a female’s internal menstrual clock; specifically relating to a man soliciting s-x.
captain blueb-lls: “hey honey, what time does your tw-tch say?”
she-b-tch the emasculator: “no go babe, alabama’s playing in town this weekend.”
n. english, derived from tw-t and b-tch. refers to a woman who doesn’t thank a man for sending her flowers.
that tw-tch didn’t even call me after i sent her flowers!
(verb) to scratch one’s itchy tw-t
joan was feeling the full effect of crabs so she sat down and had had a good tw-tch.

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