Twatclops
a v-g-n- slammed so hard, that when the d-ck is pulled out, it pulsates like an eye.
guy #1: hey what did you do last night?
guy #2: i was just f-cking liz.
guy #1: was she nice and tight?
guy #2: not when i was done with her. i slammed that p-ssy so hard, it blinked like a tw-tclops!
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