Twater-boarding
when a girl is riding your face to the point you can’t breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.
so i was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was tw-ter boarding me!
when eating out a female her v-g-n- covers both your mouth and nose and starts to suffocate you.
jane likes to use tw-ter-boarding a lot to gain information to thwart terrorist attacks.
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