TwatFarm


a mystical place where the great uber-tw-t queen gives birth to the various useless b-st-rds that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.
“get back to the tw-tfarm” – meaning, you are clearly not human, just a tw-tfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.
any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, w-nky dump valves and other pareph-n-lia on their sh-tty 20 year old mk3 escort.
kettering is such a tw-tfarm
the term used to define a woman’s v-g-n- when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her tw-t is attractive in appearance. a tw-t farm is usually found on college campus’ across the united states, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. noun. (language of origin: sioux fallsian)
dude check out the tw-t farm at 9 o’clock! she’s got sp-ce too!

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