twatmcmuffin
the s-xual act of shoving a m-ffin up a females v-g-n- then f-cking her until climax where the m-ffin obsorbs all the sperm then you fish out the m-ffin with your hand and forcing it down your partners throat.
ben: why is abby not eating her dinner
aaron: oh yea i just gave her a big ol’ tw-tmcm-ffin
1. (noun) when the v-g-n-l lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english m-ffin to make it appear like a mcm-ffin.
my girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her v-g-n- into a tw-t mcm-ffin and devoured that sh-t!
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