Twatnap


the act of falling asleep with your head between a womans legs while performing c-nn-l-ng-s, usually when tired through excessive alcohol intake.
howay man, i was so drunk last night i fell asleep while i was eatin’ some bird’s p-ssy oot. she slapped me on me heed to wake us from ma tw-tnap.
derogatory expression for a lady’s sanitary towel or tampon. usually seen on ‘that week’ during each month on the bathroom windowsill.
fred: “how did last night go wit dat b-tch?”
colin: “alright, but when i went to the p-sser, i saw
she had the tw-t naps out, so i leapt out the window and ran for my life.

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