Twatsmith


a person who refurbishes and/or mends broken or undesirable p-ssy.
after the bachelorette party, my p-ssy was so chipped up from all the hog, i had to see a tw-tsmith prior to the honeymoon.

my beefsheets were so big i just had to see a tw-tsmith to get a l-b– reduction.

her p-ssy smelled so bad she had to see a tw-tsmith.

my over sized cl-toris looked so much like a small p-n-s, i had to see a tw-tsmith to have it scaled down.
a person who regularly hammers good/great p-ssy.
1) hugh hefner is a master tw-tsmith.

2) that douche bag always seems to get great p-ssy. he must be some kind of tw-tsmith.

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