twatswaddler
a guy/girl who is clingy in the relationship.
sara: diane isn’t going to the party with us tonight.
jenn: why not?
sara: she said she “forgot” that jake was coming over to watch movies with her.
jenn: oh right…he’s such a tw-tswaddler. she can’t do anything without him being up her -ss! she needs to rethink that relationship.
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