Twattage
noun; a numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a tw-t. similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher tw-ttage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.
1.
“dude, that kid eric is such a douchebag.”
“yeah, honestly, the tw-ttage on that lightbulb must be at least 150.”
2.
“that guy is such an -sshole…what do you think the tw-ttage on that lightbulb is?”
“him? definitely a 200 tw-tt lightbulb at least.”
1. gunk discharged from the tw-t.
2. just plain bullsh-t.
1. my bush is sooo full of tw-ttage.
2. bush is sooo full of tw-ttage.
this is what is commonly refered to as the “power of the p-ssy”
if you want you rent paid and don’t want to get a job, findn a weak guy and put your tw-ttage in gear.
tw-ttage derived from the verb to tw-t
1.(verb) the act of making such a connection with the ob ject in question that it does in fact proceed to bury itself in the field over the hefges next door. it is an act of immense supremity, shown only by the most experienced tw-tters, and one which is sure to crush the opposing team in more ways than one for example the defenceless child stands there like a limpet, as the hench boy with the beast of a bat stands there while his mate feeds him a ball. he just stands there and tw-ts it at them,crushing the small child into oblivion
good things to say when tw-ttage is applied
1. omfg look out guys this guys got some tw-tage abilities
2. guys we totally tw-tted u at that pvp match
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