twatter swatter


a. the -n-logue of c-ck-blocking. when someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.
a. did you see bellington totally tw-tter swatter raisins last night at the bar?

b. i was on my game last night. i was totally tw-tter swattering chicks all night until i found the right one to take home.
to swat someones tw-t.
tw-tter swatter.
dude! he just totally tw-tter swatter that chick
lawl
laguna betch deserved it.

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