Twatus Acquaintus

(n). ipa pr-nunciation (derivative: olde english): /twɒt’ʌs əˈkwānt’ʌs/
a tw-t with which one is acquainted.
also known as a previously explored v-g-n-, either orally or carnally.
alternative uses can included but are not limited to: c-ntus acquaintus, m-ffus acquaintus, pun-n-s acquaintus, etc.
example a:
bro 1: bro, you know her!?
bro 2: yea, bro, it’s tw-tus acquaintus.

example b:
bro 1: bro, i’d hit that!
bro 2: come on, bro! it’s tw-tus acquaintus!
bro 1: my bad, bro! i didn’t know!

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