twatwash
a person who in normal circ-mstances could be referred to as a “douchebag” but who has stepped up their game and become a full on tw-twash. tw-twash is the fluid that has rinsed out a tw-t that has been unwashed for decades.
tw-t wash is an industrial strength product, that surp-sses anything a douche is able to do!! it’s only used in severe cases! usually accompanied by a gas mask;(~
a person who is a tw-twash can never not be a tw-twash again. after being ordained a tw-twash, you are forevermore known as a tw-twash.
once the “wash” has h-t the “tw-t”…you are a permanent tw-twash. the reason for this is because there is no wash (on the market currently) to remove the nastiness from a tw-twash once it’s been used in a tw-t cleansing procedure. being referred to as a “tw-twash” is the ultimate blow!! there is nothing lower on this planet than a living, breathing tw-twash.
when you see a tw-twash…run!! unlike when you’re sprayed by a skunk…there is no removing the odor of a real-life tw-twash once you’re “douched” by one!! it is a life sentence of misery;(~
anne: have you seen donna walsh hitting me 24/7 in fashion battle? the girl has some major problems!! i think she might be in love with me or something!?? she’s always rubbing on my leg in that game!! what can i do to get rid of her?
mike: anne, that b-tch is a tw-twash! you can smell her coming from miles away!! i suggest you put on your hazmat suit and head for the hills, cause that tw-twash has mommy issues and loves riding a leg like no other!! run!!!
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