tweard
the one-word-meaning for “totally weird beard”. this can be a beard of any shape or length, as long as it is weird in the eyes of the viewer.
matt-“did you see that guy up there rockin’ the b-ss.”
katie-“yea and he was totally rockin’ that tweard.”
a tween beard usually sported by young middle school, early highschool girls.
stein: holy sh-t that girl has a f-cking tweard, what a dumptastic b-tch.
the “chloereis”: stop it, i have one too.
stein: i clearly wasn’t talking to you. ew
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