Tweasard
one who sucks the farts out of the -rs- of a dead duck
look at that tweasard. (a person sucking a dead duck)
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- Twat Sphere
when women sit on the ground in a circle pleasuring one another with their fingers. the female equivalent to a circle jerk. “i’m having some friends over, you girls up for a tw-t sphere?”
- tweakonomics
(noun) the monetary causes and effects of methamphetamine synthesis/use the tweakonomics of being a meth head are pretty disasterous. cooking all that sh-t and giving it away is bad tweakonomics
- scurvy love
-when a pirate comes ash-r- after spending weeks or months at sea and finds a loving wench to share the night with -can be confused with the word “disturbia” in rhianna’s disturbia “jack sparrow went to get some scurvy love on antigua but all the wenches rejected him.” “scurvy love-it’s like the darkness is light…”
- Krissie
see kristina. i feel a little guilty about tapping that ace and calling her krissie. i’m not saying it’s consensual, but it’s at least it not statutory lurving any more. i no longer had to worry about prison time once krissie became kristina, not for the same things anyway.
- KPIP
keep pee-pee in pants. seems to mostly be a problem with drunk guys at the bar. drunk guy: i’m so wasted, my d-ck is huge, check me out. less drunk guy: duuuude, kpip!