tweeler
one who tweets via twitter while at the wheel of a motor vehicle or while operating heavy machinery. this, more often than not, results in serious injury and/or death.
p-ssenger: “look at that -sshole tweeler, cut him off.”
driver: “i’ll give you something to tweet about emo f-g!”
wade is such a tweeler. i am surprised he has only impaled three people with his forklift today.
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