Tweenglish
noun (n) – the sort of english you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.
generally, this form of english is spoken by “tweens” or pre-teens who pretend they’re much older than they really are and have access to facebook, mysp-ce, twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
your brain may short circuit when reading said english and your soul may die a little (or a lot. symptoms vary.)
normal educated person: what’s your favorite tv show?
tween speaking “tweenglish”: 0mgddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!
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