Tweet Monkey


1. someone who tweets more than a tweet wh-r-. a tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. a monkey that tweets.
leonard- bill, you tweet so much, you’re not even a tweet wh-r-.
bill- so what am i, if you’re so smart?
leonard- a tweet monkey

leonard- i just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
bill- orly?
1 more definition
someone who tweets even more than a tweet wh-r-. tweet monkeys tweet every few seconds.
bill- “leonard, you tweet too much. even more than a tweet wh-r-.”
leonard- “so, what does that make me?”
bill- “a tweet monkey”

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