tweetesis

tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses /-ˌsiz/
pr-nunciation -seez

1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on twitter: the fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.

2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on twitter. especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.

3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on twitter.

history

originally coined february 1, 2009 by @admaven and @thedirtyblonde on twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a superbowl advertis-m-nt.
my tweetesis has been disagreeing with every tweet i make.

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