Tweetrehab


a place you go to get treatment for tweeting. often times warning signs are sleeping with a cellphone, hand and finger cramping, tweetbenders followed bytweethangovers.
i think he needs tweetrehab before it’s to late. it will break my heart if i have to pry that cellphone from his cold dead hand.

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