Tweetfart


when you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say)
dude, i just had a tweetfart… totally forgot what i was tweeting!
a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn’t.
@kanye :i know i said i’d bite my tounge but 6 ama noms for a 19 year old?!?! two alb-ms!? f-ck that!!!!!

tmi can lead to tweetfarting. here is an example:
@ruthakers they canceled school and reminded everyone to “prepare for a blackout” i’ve got 2 bottles of vodka and percocet blackout is -so happening- (definitely a tweetfart)

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