Tweetitis
a disease where you have to go on twitter.
common side effects include:
staying up all night on twitter
checking twitter on your phone every two seconds
having an epic freakout when deprived of twitter for more than 10 hours
failing exams/not doing homework/being late to work because you were on twitter
person 1: dude why are you so tired?
person 2: i have tweet-tis.
person 1: stop being so anti-social and put your freaking phone away!
person 2: i can’t i have tweet-tis!
person 1: -on phone- uh hi, we’ve been without internet for about 9 and a half hours… what’s happening?
person on phone: sir, we’ll get to you as soon as we can but you’re quite far down on the list so it’ll be another couple hours
person 1: i have tweet-tis
person on phone: we’ll be right there! don’t want another freak out on our hands!
teacher: why isn’t your homework done
pupil: i have tweet-tis
parent: why are your exams results so bad?!
kid: i have tweet-tis
boss: you’ve been late to work 5 days in a row! you better give me a good reason not to fire your -ss!
employee: i have tweet-tis
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