Tweetoholic
one who has an addiction or obsession to twitter, sometimes instagram. commonly found with at least 400 followers after a month of account usage.
gf: can you just get off that app and pay a little attention to me?!
dude: sorry, but i’m a tweetoholic and i can’t be cured.
gf: fine, we’re through!
dude: -takes selfie- -writes caption saying “just broke up with the bæ.”-
someone with a tweeting addiction. tweetoholics are often in denial and need tweetrehab or a 12 step program like tweetoholics anonymous to overcome the addiction.
i’m a tweetoholic. i tweet, therfore i am
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