tweeving


pr-nunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

function: verb

the act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.
bobby joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

grabbing his iphone, bobby joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, “i’m tired, bewildered and commuting in the worst traffic! no way i get home and see dancing with the stars in time. time to get tivo.”

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