twelfth night
a play by william shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. it contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. best thing ever.
“if music be the food of love, play on!” – twelfth night, i.i
the worst play written by bill shakespeare. rushed and generally boring from start to finish – anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.
lecturer: we’ll be performing twelfth night in three weeks time…
-students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it’s so dull and unfunny-
student 1: group suicide?
all students: sure.
-death-
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