twelp
a b-st-rd combination of the word ‘tweet’ and ‘help’. a very poor excuse for a word, even for english. the only use of the word so far is when someone tweets best buy’s aptly named twelpforce via twitter for tech questions, product support, etc. r-t-rded words like these could be ignored completely if all of the supposedly clueless 40-somethings out there would learn how to google their tech problems instead of pretending that they’re unable to comprehend things that their 7-year-old can understand on their own.
guy 1: dude, wtf is twelpforce?
guy 2: i dunno, but it sounds like something i would b-ttrape.
guy 3: why, yes, guy 2, i think that’s what i heard.
the act of ejaculating/throwing onto neighbors property.
such as a door, pillow, toothbrush, cell phone, or anything of theirs.
last night my roommate twelped on the neighbors door.
did you twelp on my keyboard?
someone twelped on my door last night!
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