twelve and pregnant

if you are from the usa and live in georgia, the chance of being twelve and pregnant is much higher than anywhere else in the world. being twelve and pregnant is the mordern symbol of how earth has changed to the better. most often this is due to incest. a uncle is mostly the one to blame for this. if you are twelve and pregnant, please…kill yourself.
daughter: mom, dad used his magical wand to make my tummy grow.
mother: you should be pleased, your father had a good time did he not?
uncle: f-ck this sh-t, i wish i was twelve and pregnant.

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