twelve o’clock flasher
a person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. the joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, dvd players, vcrs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o’clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{when standing behind someone at an atm for a very long time} – what is taking him so long? he must be a twelve o’clock flasher..
i knew i was dealing with a twelve o’clock flasher when she put the cd in data side up.
can you believe it?! he was trying to use his dvd-rom to read a floppy! bl–dy twelve o’clock flashers!
tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.
we’ve got a twelve o’clock flasher
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