Twentynine Palms


a place in the middle of nowhere california full of nothing but marines, crackheads, asians and desert rats (also known as ‘cougars,’ ‘desert yetis’ and ‘that b-tch that gave me the clap.’ generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.
see also: 29 palms
person 1: “what the h-ll is that smell?”
person 2: “that’s just twentynine palms.”
a place in the middle of nowhere california full of nothing but marines, crackheads, asians and desert rats (also known as ‘cougars,’ ‘desert yetis’ and ‘that b-tch that gave me the clap.’ generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.
see also: 29 palms
person 1: “what the h-ll is that smell?”
person 2: “that’s just twentynine palms.”

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