Twertles
a turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.
“jake what’s your favorite animal?”
“i wike twertles”
twertle is a slang word for v-g-n-. pr-nounced “turtle” but more with a lisp. could be used to describe a s-xual encounter between two females like “twertle time.” can be used in verb context, “twertling.”
in the movie black swan, natalie portman and mila kunis freakishly partic-p-te in twertle time.
“don’t touch my twertle!”
“i like your twertle.”
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