Twi-Vert
someone who was completely resistant to all things twilight. typically just because of a rebellion to the hype. however, now they have seen the light, and are presently, twi-bernating with one or more of the awesome books by stephenie meyer…
my husband refused to read about edward, jacob and bella himself, but kept asking questions about the movies!!
really? what’d you do?
i stopped answering and insisted he find out for himself… now he can’t stop reading new moon, too! finally, another twi-vert!
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