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to stimulate a woman´s cl-t by rubbing lightly on and around her love b-tton zone. not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
see also: no stinky pinky
i was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same
an insult that carries no specific definition.

the word is a near combination of the words,

douche,

tw-t,

diddle,

ninny, and

lusre.

a few of these words dont even share similar structure as twiddle, though they share similar meaning.
of course urban dictionary will not show accurate depictions of these words, so -ssume most of them are similar to just being a little b-tch.

common traits consist of, stupidity, pacifism, apathy, lameness, boring, pessimism, and pansyness.

use twiddle at your own likely leisure and be -ssured its a pointless insult thats useful in a way that it’s new and not yet inst-tutionalized.
julien: hey dude.. that girl i boned last night was super loose! you should have seen it..

ralph: well, i just read in girl cosmo that woman’s v-g-n-s only expand from birth… so, you have a small p-n-s.

julien: are you joking? you know how i know your a gay twiddle? you read girl cosmo…
the act of smoking marijuana
what do you want to do today?

let’s go ink our bodies and proceed to twiddle up.
to partake in s-xual exhanges over twitter
“hey, how are things going with stacey?”

“awesome, we totally twiddled yesterday.”
the act of a woman fondling her cl-toral appendage with her fingers in a clockwise manner in the privacy of her own home, the campus library bathroom, in the presence of her significant other, or while being taken violently and brilliantly from behind
1 -“you f-cking like that?”
-“oh my g-d, it feels so good, but do you mind if i twiddle?”

2- “you started masturbating when?”
-“well, i started humping pillows when i was like 8 or 9, but i don’t think i started twiddling until i was 12, when i learned how to download erotic stories”

3- “i didn’t know you m-st-rb-t-?”
– “ever girl twiddles, and she’s f-cking lying sl-t if she tells you otherwise.”

a penguin birthed by a human caused by having s-x with an penguin
verb- the act of f-cking a penguin
1. is that a newborn twiddles you have there?
2. why yes it is

1. i have something to tell you…
2. yeah?
1. remember that trip to antarctica ?
2. yeah….omg wait. dont tell me you twiddled!!
a young stoner kid. typically of middle school age. generally seen wandering around the streets late at night.
tommy was such a twiddle. he was always wandering around the streets late at night, blazed out of his mind.

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