Twiddlepooper


twiddlep–per
1) a person (suffering from constipation) who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to loosen the impacted substance.
2) a person who uses who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to pry loosen a troublesome pifflenut.
3) a person who has a fetish for the tilde ~ twiddle stick and like things such as cofee stir sticks and bar swizzle sticks.
example:
at coffee counter…
eww…these stir sticks looks like some twiddle p–per has used them.

in a psycho-n-lysis group…
patient 1 walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only underwear made of saran wrap.
psychiatrist: well…i can clearly see your nuts.
patient 1: complaining of constipation, walks purposely to the coffee counter, picks up some stir sticks and heads for the bathroom.
patient 2: look at that crazy twiddlep–per!

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