twif


1) awesome!

2) fabulous!

3) the sh-t!
1) that shirt is so twiffy!

2) his hair is so twif!

3) your kissing is twiffic!

person 1: “hey, did you see courtney’s giant -ss?”

person 2: “h-ll yeah, that is so not twiffy.”

p1: “i know, that fat wh-r- needs to go to fat camp.”

p2: “… she did.”
1 more definition
a v-g-n-! a f-cking tw-t, p-ssy, fishing hole, m-ffin, hoo-hoo dilly, slot-jockey, carpet of life, or a “p-n-s-so-small-it-goes-in.”
she’s got a stank twif, yo yo zomg.

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