twig and berries
slang for the p-n-s. the twig being the p-n-s itself, and the berries being the t-st-cl-s.
ouch! i just got kicked in the twig and berries.
a slang term for a small p-n-s, along with small t-st-cl-s, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small p-n-s and the berries symbolize the small t-st-cl-s.
you will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.
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