twijack
verb. the ability to redirect a conversation, thread, link, etc. to something twilight related. similar to rick roll.
omg, the girls just twijacked our conversation about washington state to talk about forks.
he sent me a link that i thought was for work, but it was a pic of jacob with his shirt off.
this tread jumped the shark when it was twijacked.
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the process of videochatting with one twin, and then the other, consecutively twin-hopper: “hey! i was just talking to billy!” bob: “god d-mnit! so not cool! stop twin-hopping!”
- Twistianity
the practices and doctrines of a religious belief which pretend to be biblical christians but in reality just twist everything the bible teaches to conform to their own beliefs. the bible says that human beings were created in his image. mormonism says this means he has a p-n-s and t-st-cl-s. this isn’t christianity, it’s twistianity.
- tacotosis
a condition of having a stinky v-g-n- she has a serious case of tacotosis, be sure to finger test first.
- Taderz
the greatest possible name for a pet fish. hey, did you feed taderz today?
- Tafthole
a person attending the taft school. also see “taftie.” lauren and brendan are such taftholes! they need to come back to mcternan.