Twijob


when a woman must give her man a mandatory bl-wj-b for making him watch a horrible movie like twilight or any chic movie for that matter .she cannot complain during the bl-wj-b and will be down there untill you are satisfied you wont die from boredom
“my girl made me watch twilight last”

“ow bro that musta sucked”

“yea the movie did but so did she cuz she gave me a twijob the whole movie”

“nice”

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