Twilight Boner
a twilight b-n-r is what happens when an obsessed twilight fan boy or girl sees/hears/reads anything that has to do with the twilight series.
“today i saw the new moon preview and totally got a twilight b-n-r.”
“i got the biggest twilight b-n-r when i heard that the twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!”
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