Twilight Buzzkill
literally how it’s read. twilight buzzkill. a harsh slap in the face to bring a person back to reality, to get out of twi-land. usually a person has to tell the twihard to get a life you twif-ckup, and that usually does the trick. sometimes the twibuzzkiller is just a big a-hole, though. i’m not taking sides, here.
twihard: i wish i was a vampire! golly!
twibuzzkiller: are you kidding? there are so many things wrong with the book! i mean, first off, if the cullens are so keen to the scent of human blood, how can they go to school around girls on their periods? you are stupendously-
twihard: just shut up, ok!!! you’re such a twilight buzzkill!
(stalks off and pretends to be a vampire.)
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