twilight haze
the state of mind one falls into after finishing a twilight book. the first twilight book is probably the strongest point of the haze.
long-time twilight fan: hey, is megan done reading twilight?
twilight fan 2: yeah! she finished it last night!
long-time twilight fan: oh! good! now we can talk about it with her!
twilight fan 2: not yet, man. shes still in the twilight haze. wait until she gets over the shock.
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