twilight wet
the ultimate level of v-g-n-l wetness achieved only by either reading or watching anything twilight.
jim-“i took my girlfriend to see twilight”
ryan-“how did that go?”
jim-“f-cking great, by the end of the movie she was twilight wet and gave it up to me in the movie parking lot”
ryan-“f-cking sweet dude” (both high five)
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