Twilighter


a human being who is a fan of stephenie meyer’s ‘twilight series’, consisting of ‘twilight’, ‘new moon’, ‘eclipse’, and ‘breaking dawn’. twilighters are usually quite addicted to the series, and would be considered ‘obsessed’ by some. (also known as ‘twi-hards’)
example: on the set of the “twilight” movie, twilighters have been seen camping out so that they can both see the actors and perhaps sneak onto the set.
noun.

fans of the twilight series by stephenie meyer.
not just people who’ve read the book…
but smile when they see a silver volvo. 🙂
twilighter 1: oh. my. carlisle. edward is the sehks.
twilighter 2: i know right.
a person who is a true hardcore fan of the twilight series and connects everything to twilight
girl 1: omc! an apple!! twilight!!!
girl 2: you are such a twilighter!

a group of obsessive fans (mainly girls) who know everything there is to know about the books twilight, new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn, and probably midnight sun as well, by stephenie meyer. often in love with one of her characters.
for the midnight release of breaking dawn, several hundred twilighters showed up at barnes and n-ble.
a sane fan of twilight.

“fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character.”

-www.twilightsucks.com
i wish all the twilight fans were as unbiased and open minded as the twilighters. i’m tired of hearing about the looks of a fictional, godly statue.

chav: “twilight sux! he’z nawt reel! g3t a l1f3!”
twilighter: “right, well, good luck with that. too bad you don’t speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out.”
fans of stephenie meyer’s twilight saga. (not to be confused with the less-disciplined twihards or twinerds)

generally more logical in arguments with flamers.
flamer: only stoopid reetrds reed twilite lol xdddd
twilighter: oh, so you’ve read it then?
(n.) a depressed teenage college girl who cannot decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
girl 1: oh, i can’t decide whether to f–k that dog or that corpse.
girl 2: you’re such a twilighter.

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