twilingual
understand and easily using terminology that pertains primarily to the twilight saga.
person 1:i absolutely wish i could phase i would love to be a member of jacob’s pack…do you even understand what i am talking about?
person2: of course i do…i am completely twilingual.
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- twi-trolled
when someone inserts a reference to the series twilight where there need not be a reference made. similar to a rickroll. mary: “my new nail polish is so sparkly!” sam: “yeah, your fingers look just like edward cullen’s body!” mary: “….” sam: “you just got twi-trolled!”
- twit-spammer
1: a spammer using twitter to make an account, post only one update, and try to get other twitter users to look at links to p-rn or other various forms of internet obscenities. annoyed_twitter_user: for the love of mary and joseph! these users are nothing but p-rn links! some-guy123: @annoyed_twitter_user: yea, they’re called twit-spammers. i […]
- tootz clinton
oli ( see oli) p-rn star name dirty boy who reads dirty books and has dirty thoughts who has a dirty p-rnstar name, after his poor cat who cud be knocked up by any old moggie
- twootch
when a person winks their -sshole at you. it was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.
- Two River Rule
after crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered “cheating” on your spouse and everybody is fair game. if i fly to germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, i am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other […]