Twimom
a group of ‘adults’ who have children and/or are married, who are overly obsessed fans of the overrated ‘twilight’ book series. they usually spend their time, neglecting their children, ie. – forgetting to feed them – and also, ruining the dazzle of another, more superior community of ‘fans’ who go by the name of ‘tw-tlight(ers)’.
“hey, that kid looks pretty down, underfed and neglected.”
“oh. his mother must be a twimom”
moms who love twilight who also nauseate their kids.
girl 1: can your mom drive us to the mall on sat-rday?
girl 2: sorry! my mom is going to a twilight marathon at the movie theater.
girl 1: she’s one of those crazy twimoms!
girl 2: ikr!!
a mom that loves the twilight saga so much, she is just as devoted as her kids. she wears t-shirst, has mugs, & memorabilia all about twilight. loving twilight so much, it could make you p-ss out…
“ugh! my mom is such a twi- mom, at the breaking dawn part 2 premiere, she went up to the screen, & started kissing edward!”
“i wish my mom was a twi- mom!”
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