Twink Moat


the construction of a barrier between two platonic h-m-s-xual friends who are sharing a bed where the construction material is an attractive, boyish looking young man of little intelligence and character twink. the purpose of a twink moat is to serve as an outlet for any s-xual desire which may arise among one or both of the platonic h-m-s-xual friends to obviate any s-xual contact between these two which might otherwise arise consequent to the overindulgence in alcohol.
i was so drunk last night that, if it weren’t for that twink moat, i probably would have gone down on you.

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