Twinkie Britches
metaphor used to describe a condition or situation so intense or s-xually exciting it could cause you to -j-c-l-t- in your pants. named for -j-c-l-t- being compared to cream in the phrase “cream my jeans”. can be used to describe a person’s attractiveness or a situation.
“man she looks so hot in that halter top she gave me twinkie britches.”
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