Twitbooking
the act of constantly updating your facebook status. this has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. if you really want us to know what you are doing every five godd-mn seconds get a twitter! n-body gives a d-mn what you’re doing anyways.
john: luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! what the h-ll?
jenny: wow that guy is totally twitbooking. what an -sshole.
an unhealthy obsession with the aptly named twitter, facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don’t see anything wrong with putting the b-n-l details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary “friends” to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.
online mental masturbation for the socially r-t-rded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
when you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.
when you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks totwitbooking.
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